Dear Sir/Madam

Hope you are doing well,

(We get these all the time but this one seems to be catching on to the inbound trend. We’ll insert our comments where appropriate.)

Thank you in advance for taking the time out of your busy day to read and consider this. SEO is dead as we know it. The old math of increased back links and stuffing keywords is now a target for Google to identify your site and bury it in the search results. (We never did that.)

SEO is no longer a math problem, it’s a human one. Social indicators are becoming key to Ranking and link algorithms are being retired. It’s time for you to see the truth about SEO and adjust accordingly. (Still, if you want to be found for a certain keyword, you do have to use it on your page.)

So, here we got a customized Internet Marketing Proposal for you. Here below is the content marketing activities “Monthly Task and responsibilities”

1. Press Release Submissions (Your kiddding me? Give me 200 words on, “particle size reduction.”)

2. Press releases, 400+ words written (See above but try, “feinblanking trends.”)

3. Unique Articles will be written (Once every ten years we get to introduce a new product, “Is that unique enough for you?”)

4. Web 2.0 Properties will be made (Guess it means a Facebook page.)

5. Unique “how to Articles” will be written (“How to get a building certified LEED Platinum,” in 600 words.)

6. YouTube channel will be created (Is a free iPhone included?)

7. YouTube videos will be created by Animoto.com (paid) (If you don’t know the subject, you can’t communicate it.)

8. Will likes, shares, tweets, reedits, and 1+ in order to get natural back links. (Be sure to include Car Tranmission Institute, North American Die Casting Assoc. and Society of Mining Engineers.)

9. Anchor text diversity (will not use exact keywords for back links). (This is a new one on us.)

10. Will get Natural back links by link worthy articles (We do this by republishing educational industry news from our associations.)

11. Will draft & submit 5 articles to Ezinearticles.com (We’d like to but our articles pretty much need to be on the level of a Master’s thesis.)

12. Will create Google+ page for your business (I wish Google+ would let Hubspot distribute our posts. We have to do it manually.)

13. Will distribute 15 posts daily via Google+ Page (Oh, my god!)

14. Will participate in Forum (Try creating a LinkedIn Group on “biodegradable hydraulic fluids”) and see how far you get.)

15. Will create blog for your website (That’s easy enough to do, if you don’t include any posts.)

16. Will make 1 post daily on your blog (?)

17. Will bookmark real content to leading 150 Social Book marking sites as dig, delicious (Read Reddits science submission requirements, they need to be peer reviewed.)

18. Will submit your website to 10 leading Web directories as Dmoz.org On-Page work activities “Follow only first month”. (There is no such thing as directories.)

19. Meta tags/Title tag changes (Fine.)

20. Keyword research/Analysis (Fine.)

21. Competitor Analysis (Fine.)

22. Analysis by our Paid SEOMoz Program (The blind leading the blind.)

23. Heading tag changes (Fine.)

24. Alt tag changes (Fine.)

25. Interlinking wherever required. (?)

26. Keyword density in site content. (Fine.)

27. HTML Site Map (Fine.)

28. XML site map and Submission in webmaster tool (You can’t submit anything to anywhere.)

29. Ror.XML File creation (Fine.)

30. Robots.Txt File creation Extra work activities (Fine.)

31. Google Webmaster tool (Fine.)

32. Google Analytics (Fine.)

33. Html to text ratio optimization (Fine.)

34. Keyword Prominence (Fine.)

Sounds interesting? Feel free to email us or alternatively you can provide me with your phone number and the best time to call you.

Many Thanks

Best Regards,

Monika Singh